Tuesday, January 22, 2013

A Day on the Web

James Franco wrote a poem about Obama
Kobe blamed himself
Ninety died in Algeria, according to reports
Te'o broke his ankles, figuratively and literally
Funny, the news you see in a day

Beyonce lip synced the whole thing
Dwight wants more shots
Thirty-seven died in Algeria, according to reports
What's everyone talking about today?

I didn't know the inauguration even happened for the second term
People always find an excuse to party
The Lakers were wreaked before anyone wrote about it
When did the French start fighting in Algeria?

Short clips are better for people
Unless you have Kevin Bacon to follow
Than you'll get the best hour of any Monday night
Monday nights must not be that fun if that's the best

You know Harrison died of a cold or something?
Giving the same speech back in the day
I bet some people wish Washington had bad weather yesterday
Shame on them

What does anyone write about anymore?
It's just talking, talking, and talking
And opinions, opinions, opinions
At the end of the day it all happened

Obama got inaugurated
The French kept fighting in Algeria
The Lakers still suck
Why do I keep surfing the internet and finding the same stuff?

It's been awhile.